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Sample data. Any resemblance to your week is not a coincidence.
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30%. You live here now.

13h 30m across 26 meetings this week. Your inbox sends its regards.

Since Apr 6: 357h in 641 meetings. That's $154,913 of other people's salaries.

Not counted: 9 invites you're ghosting this week (7h 15m), 49 this quarter (33h). They're still waiting.

This week
13h 30m
30% of working hours · 26 meetings
This month
75h
38% of working hours · 147 meetings
This quarter
210h
36% of working hours · 383 meetings
Damage · this week
$3,675
Duration × you and your @example.com accomplices × $50/hour. Could've been an email.
Longest hostage situation · this week
1h 30m
4 meetings straight on Mon, Sep 28. Hydration is a myth.
Meetings after hours · this week
1h 30m
Worst day: 5h of meetings on Mon, Sep 28. Thoughts and prayers.

The damage report

Day by painful day.

0h2h4h6hMonTueWedThuFriSatSun
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This weekHoursMeetingsStill to come
Mon, Sep 285.09—
Tue, Sep 292.35—
Wed, Sep 302.04—
Thu, Oct 10.002.8h
Fri, Oct 20.001.5h

Most wanted

Recurring meetings, ranked by hours stolen.

  1. Daily Standup1h 15m
    5 times · $500
  2. Weekly Sync1h
    1 times · $600
  3. Cross-functional Alignment1h
    1 times · $750
  4. 1:1 with Manager30m
    1 times · $50

The line-up

Meetings of up to 10 people. All-hands have an alibi.

Usual suspects

Hours logged with each accomplice.

  1. Priya Natarajan7h 15m
    14 meetings together
  2. Marco Bianchi6h 45m
    13 meetings together
  3. Sam Okafor5h
    11 meetings together
  4. Hana Sato3h 30m
    6 meetings together
  5. Leo Martins3h
    5 meetings together

Same crew, different excuse

Exactly the same people, nobody new, rebranded every time. One extra guest and it counts as a different gang.

  1. Only you + Sam Okafor3h 45m
    6 meetings · 6 one-off
  2. Only you + Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan3h
    4 meetings · 4 one-off
  3. Only you + Hana Sato, Leo Martins, Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan2h 30m
    4 meetings · 4 one-off
  4. Only you + Aisha Karim, Elena Petrova, Jordan Lee, Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan, Sam Okafor, Tom Nguyen1h 15m
    5 meetings · 1 recurring series
  5. Only you + Elena Petrova, Jordan Lee1h
    2 meetings · 2 one-off

Where your day went to die

By weekday and hour. The loudest squares are crime scenes.

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