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Sample data. Any resemblance to your week is not a coincidence.

30%. You live here now.

13h 30m across 26 meetings this week. Your inbox sends its regards.

Since Apr 6: 357h in 641 meetings. That's $154,913 of other people's salaries.

Not counted: 9 invites you're ghosting this week (7h 15m), 49 this quarter (33h). They're still waiting.

This week
13h 30m
30% of working hours · 26 meetings
This month
75h
38% of working hours · 147 meetings
This quarter
210h
36% of working hours · 383 meetings
Damage · this month
$28,375
Duration × you and your @example.com accomplices × $50/hour. Could've been an email.
Longest hostage situation · this month
2h 30m
4 meetings straight on Mon, Sep 21. Hydration is a myth.
Meetings after hours · this month
7h 15m
Worst day: 5h of meetings on Mon, Sep 21. Thoughts and prayers.

The damage report

Day by painful day.

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This monthHoursMeetingsStill to come
Tue, Sep 13.37—
Wed, Sep 23.89—
Thu, Sep 34.37—
Fri, Sep 44.58—
Sat, Sep 50.00—
Sun, Sep 60.00—
Mon, Sep 74.37—
Tue, Sep 82.35—
Wed, Sep 93.57—
Thu, Sep 102.34—
Fri, Sep 113.87—
Sat, Sep 120.00—
Sun, Sep 130.00—
Mon, Sep 142.04—
Tue, Sep 153.36—
Wed, Sep 162.04—
Thu, Sep 172.85—
Fri, Sep 183.87—
Sat, Sep 190.00—
Sun, Sep 200.00—
Mon, Sep 215.09—
Tue, Sep 223.89—
Wed, Sep 234.510—
Thu, Sep 243.87—
Fri, Sep 253.37—
Sat, Sep 260.00—
Sun, Sep 270.00—
Mon, Sep 285.09—
Tue, Sep 292.35—
Wed, Sep 302.04—

Most wanted

Recurring meetings, ranked by hours stolen.

  1. Daily Standup5h 30m
    22 times · $2,200
  2. Cross-functional Alignment4h
    4 times · $3,000
  3. Weekly Sync3h
    3 times · $1,800
  4. Sprint Planning3h
    2 times · $1,500
  5. 1:1 with Manager2h 30m
    5 times · $250

The line-up

Meetings of up to 10 people. All-hands have an alibi.

Usual suspects

Hours logged with each accomplice.

  1. Priya Natarajan51h 30m
    87 meetings together
  2. Marco Bianchi47h 15m
    81 meetings together
  3. Elena Petrova28h
    54 meetings together
  4. Sam Okafor26h 45m
    49 meetings together
  5. Hana Sato26h 45m
    36 meetings together

Same crew, different excuse

Exactly the same people, nobody new, rebranded every time. One extra guest and it counts as a different gang.

  1. Only you + Hana Sato, Leo Martins, Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan18h
    26 meetings · 26 one-off
  2. Only you + Elena Petrova, Jordan Lee13h 15m
    21 meetings · 21 one-off
  3. Only you + Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan13h
    20 meetings · 20 one-off
  4. Only you + Sam Okafor10h 30m
    15 meetings · 15 one-off
  5. Only you + Aisha Karim, Elena Petrova, Jordan Lee, Marco Bianchi, Priya Natarajan, Sam Okafor, Tom Nguyen5h 30m
    22 meetings · 1 recurring series

Where your day went to die

By weekday and hour. The loudest squares are crime scenes.

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